I ordered a cool t-shirt from an artist who goes by the name Unicole Unicron. When the package arrived, I somehow knew its unboxing deserved proper documentation.
Seeing the contents of this manilla envelope, I was overcome by an immediate sense of joy.
I began with a closer look at the brochure.
It turns out Unicole is the leader of a cult. It sounds perfect for me.
On the back of the brochure there’s a short story and cult member application.
Count me in! Next, I noticed this soft shiny pouch.
Inside was a genuine quartz crystal.
No wonder this package felt magical. Next, the t-shirt.
I’ve always thought reptilians are so misunderstood. I’m looking at you, youtube conspiracy theorists. We’re trying to help! And Unicole gets that.
You can get a magical Unicult package of your very own by visiting the Unicult’s online store.
Yay! Best spiritual/online shopping decision I’ve ever made, and I make a lot of them!
*This post’s featured image was pulled from Unicole Unicron’s instagram account, @UNICOLEUNICRON. I will definitely be wearing my crystal like that lady, all the time.
